I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.”

Sometimes it’s best to just own up to whatever it is that you’ve done instead of trying to discredit something solid, which only makes you look foolish. When Gob finds out that he’s been a deadbeat dad all this time, he doesn’t exactly handle the news with grace, instead opting to accuse the entirety of science. It’s easy to try and blame your mistakes on something or someone else, especially if that someone isn’t present to defend themselves. “He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either.” - Gob “Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?” - Michael “Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear.” - Gob Being unfiltered will not help you get ahead, and will probably only fracture your relationships further. Much like Gob wishing that his mother was dead, sometimes it is best to keep the awful thoughts that everyone has from time to time to yourself. You’ll probably say awful things in an attempt to sound cool, but those attempts will almost always backfire. If you’re like Gob, you often can’t get out of your own way. “Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It’s like ‘die already!'” If you often find yourself in situations like that, you might want to keep your friends close and your family closer. When he wasn’t forcing Michael to taste his tears, he was usually asking Michael to bail him out. Despite constantly attacking Michael’s every choice, Gob still always came running to his brother when he needed assistance. … You just might need them to help you out one day. String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn’t have to pay his debt to society.” However, it’s best not to go too hard against your family, because… Gob is constantly ragging on his younger brother Michael, despite Michael’s unrelenting efforts to keep the family afloat. You’re not proud of this behavior, but it’s the defense mechanism that works for you. When you’re the family failure, you might feel the need to tear down your siblings that are doing a little better than you.

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